Punk Pussy
Saturday I attended a wedding, very different from the norm. No long speeches, no teary Mothers, no drunk Uncles scamming on the ladies. No none of that indeed.
For starters there was only two brides, two very out there punked up brides!! This was more symbolism than the legal mumbo jumbo. These two bitches have been very close friends for years. The wedding was very laid back but somewhat changed from the original plan, Gold Coast has had some pretty wicked rainfall but no worries let the fun begin!! People were encouraged to dress up, there was boys in dresses, a gorilla even Slash! I was just dressed like … well my boobs were quite eye catching haha In the usual fashion the brides took forever to get there faces on and I was a last min bridesmaid because there was a no show(hate fuckers like that). After a very short ceremony(I’m not even kidding) we gots to have yummy scrummy mud cake. Then the drinks flowed, the music scared the neighbours. Sine when do you hear a playlist of 45 Grave and Murder Dolls at a wedding???
The happy brides and the lucky Nun!
I behaved on the drinkage but I was also getting a mad headache which meant not following the group on to the a metal bar later but I had fun. I met a few really interesting characters and they seemed like fun realistic people. When I got home I smashed some pizza and chicken wings in my face and then watched CSI(it was going to be Archer) Because you know I am that fun on a Saturday night haha but really it was till my thumping head blacked me out.
So congratz to Rianna Riot and Tara Trash Tragedy ^.^
